Quotes of Wonder

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Okay, these are random quotes from the people who make my life interesting.

She IS a lovely child -Jackie (lovely child= every cuss word you know)

We are SO room temperature! -Danielle

Mr. BIRDY!!!- Molly (code for period)

Your lines are too messy to live. Please don't thin k I support Euthanasia. -  Mrs. S. (geometry teacher).

Be the best ant you can be, girls!- Mr. C. (history teacher, when discussing Hinduism)

Mr. C, is: a) sumerian god b) that dude with the beard c)are we done yet? d) who?- Mr.C. (on history test)

Put your homework in the oven!- Mom

You got coleslaw on my phone!- me

I would, but the buildup of fluid that has flowed through my kidneys is starting to cause a not so comfortable sensation. The pressure in my bladder MUST be relieved!- a friend (yes, she did say that- I'd rather not cause embarrassment)

Yum! Zits!- (don't ask)

Is coffee that brown stuff?- that girl i  my homeroom, who was being serious and holding a Starbucks cup.

My duty is to exterminate you. You're out of control!- sister (3 yrs old, holding bucket of soapy water. I'd rather not remember the sorrow that followed)

Yes, these are wonderful quotes. Don't like them? Well, lovely child, this isn't your post now, is it?

Boys Boys Boys

* I know I said this wouldn't read like your average diary. It still won't, I promise. This entry isn't me gushing about some "hawt" guy. It's really more of a short and pointless rant on my own cluelessness.

Okay, I’m a tad delayed when it comes to boys. All right, I’m utterly lost. I like a few boys (who I’m not stupid enough to name, even in private). Not that I want a boyfriend yet or anything, but I’d like to someday. Thing is, I’m terribly ignorant about certain female skills, like flirting. Yes, even though my mom tortured me with a flirting role play (an experience burned into my memory), I have no clue how to flirt. I’m just too shy! Hey! at least I know when someone is 

flirting with me, even if I don’t have a clue what to do about it. 

Hmm, this blog was pointless. (Maybe I should meet some archeologists? Nah, I'm too new to be dated!) {